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Sword of Kings by Bernard Cornwell

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adventurous dark tense medium-paced

5.0

I love how Finan kept saying they shouldn't be there, like they were Clerks coming in on their day off. But Uhtred never backs down. Twelve books in, and you know he is going to uphold that oath. 
War of the Wolf by Bernard Cornwell

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5.0

I liked how this one felt like Uhtred's fight. It made his defeats and victories feel more personal. When mistakes were made, he only had himself to blame. 
Five Decembers by James Kestrel

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dark mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

3.5

I hadn’t read a thriller in a while, so I picked this up. I was intrigued by what I thought was going to be a murder mystery set during Pearl Harbor. Plus, this has a vintage-style cover that appealed to me. Ultimately, I thought this book was a fairly good read. It turned out this murder mystery spans the whole length of WWII. I wasn’t even thinking about the meaning of the title until the events of Pearl Harbor came and went, then it finally clicked. Five Decembers. Oh. Duh. Obviously. 

The writing here is simple, but it fits. The concise tone helps it achieve its noir vibe, complete with quick and snarky dialogue. The characters felt slightly stereotypical in my opinion, and certain plot points felt clichéd, but that’s to be expected in a noir-style thriller. 

The pacing was mostly able to keep the suspense going, but at one point the plot really takes a turn, and I felt like the story just stopped. It didn’t feel completely unintentional, but it also made me wish this story had just stuck with its initial vibe. I was thinking that maybe this story was trying to do too much. The pacing does pick back up and concludes the mystery to satisfaction. However, I wouldn’t call the conclusion itself flawless. It almost dragged along and rushed it all at the same time. 

So, for me, it’s a mixed bag. I liked it, but I wouldn’t say it’s a favorite in its field. I’d recommend this to readers who like detective stories, noir, and WWII historicals.
Aurora Burning by Amie Kaufman, Jay Kristoff

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adventurous fast-paced
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

This sequel was slightly better than its predecessor. In spite of that, the ending here is ridiculous. It goes beyond a cliffhanger. This ending just cuts the story off at the climax. It's cheap and disrespectful to the readers. What about the fans who read this upon release? Shameful.
Aurora Rising by Amie Kaufman, Jay Kristoff

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adventurous lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

You might think a two and a half star rating indicates a poor literary work. For me, it represents a state of mediocrity. This interpretation can be applied in a general sense or, as in the case of the book in question, it may reflect the state of my internal conflict. I'd categorize my reading experience here as positive, yet the content falls well below average. The scientific elements are virtually nonexistent and, at times, are plain absurd. The plot is unremarkable. While the characters may fulfill certain criteria, they lack depth and substance beyond their superficial quirks and hastily formed relationships. Collectively, these factors could easily be deemed cringeworthy.

Despite these valid criticisms, I found this read enjoyable and intend to continue with the series. Having read Illuminae, I knew what I was picking up. My expectations met reality, and ultimately, I was not disappointed. I'd call that a win. Just don't take that as a recommendation. It's more akin to a confession.
The Flame Bearer by Bernard Cornwell

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5.0

I'm not even mad that it took 10 books to get here. Uhtred of Bebbanburg for the win! He's easily one of my favorite characters of all time. This inevitable entry into his tale was tremendously satisfying. Wyrd bið ful āræd. Fate is inexorable. 
Warriors of the Storm by Bernard Cornwell

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5.0

I quite enjoyed this entry. Uhtred is back in the fight, and we even get to see him sailing again. Finan, Uhtred's best bud, finally gets some long-overdue backstory. Stiorra proves why she deserves to be Uhtred's favorite. Even Brida is back in this one to cause trouble. Yet the best part of all is that Uhtred is doing what he wants for once, instead of acquiescing to some pious, uptight ruler.
The Empty Throne by Bernard Cornwell

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4.0

After a short break from this series, I'm ecstatic to be back on the shield wall. This one starts with a prologue from the perspective of Uhtred's son, Uhtred. But don't worry, after the prologue, we're back with Papa Uhtred. He is still injured from previous events, but he won't let it get him down. This is Uhtred we're talking about here, and we haven't even taken Bebbanburg back yet. 

This one felt less eventful while I was reading it, but now that I'm looking back, it has an interesting quest and some significant political developments as well. Plus, Uhtred gets a new woman. She's not my favorite, but at least she's useful. I guess she deserves some compensation for services rendered.
The Mercy of Gods by James S.A. Corey

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adventurous mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

4.5

It's always exciting to explore a new universe in its inception, but it's also torturous to wait for the continuation and, ultimately, the conclusion of a new book series. I spotted that there will be a new novella for this series out later this year, but how long will I have to wait for the conclusion of this story? I think The Expanse was nine books and seven novellas. Will this new series truly be a trilogy? You could argue that they failed that prompt already with the addition of a novella before the other two books are even out. Regardless, you guys got me; I'll wait and read.

This story surprised me multiple times. I find avoiding the back blurb to be a generally good practice when you already like the writer. I'd highly recommend going into this one blind, just as I did, if possible. The twists were unexpected and quite interesting. I'm hoping that theme continues throughout the series. Blindside me, please. I like it.

If you're a hard sci-fi reader or familiar with game theory, then I'd recommend reading this with someone else so you can debate the scientific quandaries this story creates. I enjoyed it, but I could also pull it apart for hours. I'd wager you'll feel the same way. 

Jefferson Mays does a great job with the audiobook. That's not surprising, as he also narrated The Expanse. However, I think this type of sci-fi might lend itself better to physical reading. There were names and descriptions I wanted to flip back to, and that's just not feasible with audio.
Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer

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funny slow-paced

0.5

This is easily the worst book I've read this year. I can't give you a coherent explanation as to why I read it or why I finished it. Masochistic curiosity, sure, but why did I spend time reading this when there are so many great books out there?

The core books of the series aren't the worst. I actually like this type of schlock occasionally. But I read the extra novella. I should have known that any more additions to this story would just be a cash grab, something cobbled together because one must always capitalize on popularity. But I was hoping it would just be like the first book. It's not. It's boring, redundant, repetitive, and just too annoying. Any additional tidbit this perspective gives to the story is just surrounded and smothered by a recurring, spiraling diatribe. It was truly a torture to finish, but I did it to myself.