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A review by rjordan19
Stuffed by the Were-Turkey by Tate McKirk
funny
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
3.75
Overall: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Judge me)
Readability: 📖📖📖📖 (It’s short!)
Feels: 🦋 (I can’t say it gave me any good feelings)
Emotional Depth: 💔💔 (It’s very short)
Sexual Tension: ⚡⚡
Romance: 💞💞
Sensuality: 💋💋💋
Sex Scene Length: 🍑🍑🍑🍑 (It’s basically the whole book, but the book is very short)
Steam Scale (Number of Sex Scenes): 🔥
Humor: Come on, the whole thing is hilarious
Perspective: Third person from the heroine’s POV
Cliffhanger: No, but it doesn’t really end completely or on a happily ever after or happy for now. But I don’t think there’s more to come. I hope?
Epilogue: No
When mains are first on page together: 8% in (a page or two into the story)
Format: read e-book version through kindle unlimited
Should I read in order?
This is a stand alone.
Basic plot:
Just read the title!
Give this a try if you want:
- ‘monster’ romance??
- vegan heroine
- were-turkey hero/human heroine
- instalust
- Thanksgiving vibes
- you’ve read every other book on the planet and have reached this point
- mid to higher steam – it’s basically one scene but it’s almost the whole book (12-13 pages?)
Ages:
- I hope that turkey was old enough to consent!
First line:
“Stop senseless murder! Animals deserve to live too!" Josette yelled, waving her sign in the faces of everyone that went into the turkey farm.
My thoughts:
I like to keep my historical romance followers on their toes by throwing stuff like this in there 😂
Did I hate it? No! Of course I discovered all sorts of things I never want to read again, but still I laughed, I cringed, I had self reflection on what points got me to this point in life...4 stars!
Cock/Hero Stats:
- I mean...he’s a turkey
- but he changes...he shifts into having a cock and hands. No nipples or belly button
- he has tiny feathers on his body that look like fuzzy hair
- HE KEEPS THE TURKEY HEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOO
- huge cock “as big as a coke can at its thickest”
Quotes/thoughts: (Any mistakes are my own)
But those strong hands gripped her breasts, kneading them as strongly as she had the quinoa meatless loaf earlier.
Content warnings: (This should be taken as a minimum because I could have missed some!)
- I mean isn’t this whole book a content warning?? 🤔 Content warning for turkey man sex
Locations of kisses/intimate scenes:
Safe sex? Oh not in any way
35% - some humping from the turkey man, then she escapes, he chases her down and doggy styles her on the floor, then they move to the table – her ass in the mashed potatoes
Readability: 📖📖📖📖 (It’s short!)
Feels: 🦋 (I can’t say it gave me any good feelings)
Emotional Depth: 💔💔 (It’s very short)
Sexual Tension: ⚡⚡
Romance: 💞💞
Sensuality: 💋💋💋
Sex Scene Length: 🍑🍑🍑🍑 (It’s basically the whole book, but the book is very short)
Steam Scale (Number of Sex Scenes): 🔥
Humor: Come on, the whole thing is hilarious
Perspective: Third person from the heroine’s POV
Cliffhanger: No, but it doesn’t really end completely or on a happily ever after or happy for now. But I don’t think there’s more to come. I hope?
Epilogue: No
When mains are first on page together: 8% in (a page or two into the story)
Format: read e-book version through kindle unlimited
Should I read in order?
This is a stand alone.
Basic plot:
Just read the title!
Give this a try if you want:
- ‘monster’ romance??
- vegan heroine
- were-turkey hero/human heroine
- instalust
- Thanksgiving vibes
- you’ve read every other book on the planet and have reached this point
- mid to higher steam – it’s basically one scene but it’s almost the whole book (12-13 pages?)
Ages:
- I hope that turkey was old enough to consent!
First line:
“Stop senseless murder! Animals deserve to live too!" Josette yelled, waving her sign in the faces of everyone that went into the turkey farm.
My thoughts:
I like to keep my historical romance followers on their toes by throwing stuff like this in there 😂
Did I hate it? No! Of course I discovered all sorts of things I never want to read again, but still I laughed, I cringed, I had self reflection on what points got me to this point in life...4 stars!
Cock/Hero Stats:
- I mean...he’s a turkey
- but he changes...he shifts into having a cock and hands. No nipples or belly button
- he has tiny feathers on his body that look like fuzzy hair
- HE KEEPS THE TURKEY HEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOO
- huge cock “as big as a coke can at its thickest”
Quotes/thoughts: (Any mistakes are my own)
But those strong hands gripped her breasts, kneading them as strongly as she had the quinoa meatless loaf earlier.
Content warnings: (This should be taken as a minimum because I could have missed some!)
- I mean isn’t this whole book a content warning?? 🤔 Content warning for turkey man sex
Locations of kisses/intimate scenes:
Safe sex?
35% - some humping from the turkey man, then she escapes, he chases her down and doggy styles her on the floor, then they move to the table – her ass in the mashed potatoes