If I was so clumsy, he was lucky I didn’t trip right now and accidentally ram my knee into his junk.

“You can’t always be fine. But when you’re not, I’ll be there for you.”

“For your information, the only things I’m terrified of are sharks and being forced to go into witness protection someplace with no decent Thai restaurants.”

So naturally, I did the thing any sensible person would have done: I set Omen’s shirt on fire.