DNF. No amount of spice is worth bad writing. This… this was cringey. The number of times the author mashed two words together that made no sense yanked me so aggressively out of the story I can’t continue. Some major offenders: “diva cuntface” and “ballbag fuckbumper”. 
I was also super annoyed by the mix of traditional fantasy dialogue and modern day language. When the MC is talking to the Gaston character, he’s speaking in fantasy and she’s speaking like a girl at Starbucks. In the same conversation. Pick one and stick with it. I, on the other hand, will not be sticking with this book.