Dear reader,

I was not prepared for Santa kink.

This 97 page novella has everything. Come for the cocoa tasting kisses, the peppermint fa la la and lots of kringle tingles. Stay for the space travel and an immortal being that knows what you really desire and grows to whatever size you need him to be... Go ahead, get your mind in the gutter. I'll wait.

This absolute banana pants of a novella is pretty much exactly what I needed at the end of a long year. Delightful, funny, pun-filled, giggle through while also super into it romp of a read.