A review by discarded_dust_jacket
The Nutcracker and His King by Lucien Burr

5.0

Strip it all away, and it’s just them. The prince has a grudge—he’s a six-foot wooden nutcracker, so he has his reasons.

I expected to love this—and I did—but I did not expect to be howling with laughter for so much of it. This was such a treat! So much fun to read, so stinking funny, and so hot! Alright, giant wooden man! Bring those creaky joints over here!