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A review by bookish_kristina
Kidnapped by the Krampus by Emily Shore
Did not finish book.
Well this book surely spanked me, right into a DNF.
It’s amazing that a book can be both traumatizing and boring. This was just a very long krampus rape fantasy. That’s fine, it’s erotica, but it has no business being 250 pages. Like ffs, make them bang, do your dubcon or whatever, give us the dong/tongue/horn gimmicks and get out. This was repetitive and meh for all its rapeyness.
The word slit was used 29 times, folds 38 and cream (in some form) 19 times.
Also I’d love to one day live in a world where smut authors stop pretending that female genitalia tastes like candy (or honey, or sugar cookies). Now I’m just being crabby.
In conclusion this was boring which is the worst thing smut can be imo. Yes, it is possible to have too much sex in smut, especially when the sex is overwritten as this was. It becomes very blunting.
Dnf 40%, which was 30% further than I should have gone but I pushed on for the dong reveal.
It’s amazing that a book can be both traumatizing and boring. This was just a very long krampus rape fantasy. That’s fine, it’s erotica, but it has no business being 250 pages. Like ffs, make them bang, do your dubcon or whatever, give us the dong/tongue/horn gimmicks and get out. This was repetitive and meh for all its rapeyness.
The word slit was used 29 times, folds 38 and cream (in some form) 19 times.
Also I’d love to one day live in a world where smut authors stop pretending that female genitalia tastes like candy (or honey, or sugar cookies). Now I’m just being crabby.
In conclusion this was boring which is the worst thing smut can be imo. Yes, it is possible to have too much sex in smut, especially when the sex is overwritten as this was. It becomes very blunting.
Dnf 40%, which was 30% further than I should have gone but I pushed on for the dong reveal.