A review by thevidiot
The Amityville Horror by Jay Anson

2.0

Even if it hadn't come out years ago that this story was completely made up, it would strain credulity. It's too much. The story creators threw in everything haunted house-ish they could think of - creepy hidden rooms, voices, pigs, animal footprints in the snow, levitation, encounters with the family dog, a priest, too hot in the house, too cold in the house, the list goes on.

Additionally, Jay Anson is not much of a stylist. His newspaper background is painfully evident. I sort of get that he was going for a straightforward "factual" telling but it was a bit of a boring read.

That said, I can't give it one star. I read most of this late at night and to my chagrin, would occasionally feel slightly creeped out. I'm chalking that up to my weakness more than the book's strength.

Now I just need to watch the Brolin/Kidder movie.